maddjl:

I called Marj and she couldn’t go with meee to this “house warming” party in Homestead. But I was like, fuck it, I’ll go by myself. -_-

I find out it’s super fucking close and when I get there there are like… a million people, all college students (excepting me, Jen, and like.. 3 others). lololll.

Turns out I did know more people there than I thought, like Carl was there, and so was Cameron (the son of my dad’s friend, whom I’ve only met on one other occasion: awkward christmas meal at his house, lmfao), then Mati, Eric, Emma, Ricardo, and a few others. And, after several drinks… I made a shit load of new friends, lmao.

This time, I remember everything! YAY for self-control… although… I can’t say the same about a couple cool kids -_- lol. I helped them the best I could. I felt for them seeing as how I was in their situation just last week.

Anyways, at the partyyy I prevented a fight. :] Emma kept taking her shorts off… dunno where her underwear was -___- and tried to get “Eric” to fuck her (weird obsession of hers)… but she grabbed the wrong guy and made out with him, and then her older brother looks for him thinking he’s a molestor and tries to start a fight… And when Eric finds out that somebody almost took advantage of his friend he starts hitting shit. Like, seriously.. he busted his knuckle. Silly kid. Then I find the guy (‘cause he’s actually one of my friends, although I toootally did not go to the party with him) and tell him to leave.

Aaaaand, I spoke a lot with this one kid Ross who in the end was like “So, wanna make out?” WTF… Like, I’m an alcoholic, not a bimbo. lollll

And so I eat hamburger bread and chew really sour gum with Ricardo, BT, and amazing hair asian boy.

I reconnected with Carl and he showed me all of his tats, then I steal his hat and look awesome in it for the rest of the night… ‘till Mati tries to take it and accidently smushes it.. then Carl’s like.. wtf, and takes it back. :[

I “pour my soul” out to Eric and cry a lot because I kind of snapped emotionally and had a self pitying moment (induced by consuming large amounts of liquor). And then we laugh.

Oh! Lee is the coolest bouncer ever! He’s this reeeally big guy who takes up the whole hallway space and talks to me like he’s going to teach me life’s mysteries through his experiences with partying and what not… and even if he’s just standing he’s always a little sweaty. Cool guy tho, fa sho.

When the police raided… Amber said everything was cool ‘cause she’s “got hoes” and started dragging all the black rasta guys around calling them her hoes. LMAO!

Jenny drunk called me frantically ‘cause she didn’t realize she was being taken home.. :/ that made me worry.

When Emma finally came to she was super fucking perky and asking for coffee. lol!

I helped clean up.

I play Rock Band even more terribly when I’m drunk than sober, but my effort was more glorious than when I’m sober. haha!

I decided to go homee ‘cause it was four in the fucking morning… and the cop was still there. But, fuck, I went anyhow ‘cause I didn’t want to crash at their place (it being messy and crowded as hell). The cop starts to follow me ‘till he realizes I drive like a sober person (‘cause I’m fucking amazing, and what with caring for Emma, Jen, my soulbearing session, the cop raid, and cleaning up… I sobered up plenty).

Let’s do it again! :D

Alcoholic, not a bimbo. I love you Janet xD!!!!